Specialising in Liquid Assets – T-Shirt
Liquid Assets – T-Shirt
Specialising in Liquid Assets isn’t just a shirt, it’s a lifestyle statement for anyone who knows their way around a cold beer. Designed for lovers of Aussie humour, this funny drinking t-shirt is perfect for BBQs, pub nights, backyard sessions, and catching up with mates over a few well-earned frothies.
Featuring bold text that plays on classic finance lingo, this tee lets everyone know exactly where your priorities lie: liquid assets only. Whether you’re cracking tins at a Sunday barbecue, heading to the local, or looking for a unique gift for a beer lover, this shirt delivers laughs without trying too hard.
Made for comfort and everyday wear, it’s an easy go-to for relaxed weekends, casual catch-ups, or gifting to the mate who always brings the drinks. If beer is your asset of choice, you’re already qualified.
Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors; heathers 85% cotton / 15% viscose
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²) with regular fit — runs true to size
- Side seams and neck/shoulder twill tape for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar without seams and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF inner neck labels; prints produced with DTG for vibrant detail
Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
|
18.50 |
20.51 |
22.24 |
24.02 |
25.25 |
26.73 |
29.53 |
31.50 |
| Length, in |
|
27.99 |
29.49 |
30.98 |
32.25 |
32.99 |
33.50 |
34.25 |
35.04 |
| Size tolerance, in |
|
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
1.00 |
Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Specialising in Liquid Assets” mean?
It’s a tongue-in-cheek play on finance jargon, reimagined for beer lovers. In this case, “liquid assets” means cold beers, good company, and enjoying life without taking it too seriously.
Is this a good gift for beer lovers or BBQ hosts?
Absolutely. This funny drinking t-shirt is a popular gift for beer lovers, BBQ enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys pub nights, backyard sessions, or cracking a few with mates. It’s an easy win for birthdays, Father’s Day, or casual gifting.
When would you wear this t-shirt?
This tee is ideal for relaxed weekends, BBQs, pub nights, camping trips, and casual catch-ups. It’s designed for everyday comfort while delivering a laugh wherever beers are involved.
